Eddie Izzard on the Twelve Days of Christmas song.
Like four for you. And ten for me on no typing errors. Yet.
MY MOUSE IS DYING AND I HAVE NO SPARE BATTERIES
it doesn’t seem to want to eat it
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
I get it
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that